so today we had high school soccer practice which was the lamest thing of my life! our coach is lame and our team is lame but w/e. so after running we went to the weight room where butch (aka the weight trainer whos this weirdly manly woman...at least i think she's a woman) made us do all this lame stuff like do calf presses and im not really up for having huge calves so after that me and half the team went outside and started playing with the JUMPROPES!!! and then nina was trying to teach me how to double dutch but i liked sitting and watching everyone else trip more. then my friend who was good at jumpin put her hair in pig tails so she'd look like one of those lil black girls who are all tight and good at jump roping and they like dance while they're jumping it was pretty damn hilarious everyone was laughing so hard and then butch came outside and stopped the fun and made us go do more pull ups stupid butch...but still it was so worth it...i wish i was a lil black girl that could break dance while jump roping...and i wish i could pull off pigtails

k i know that when rae starts reading this she's gonna just crack up cuz i was just bragging about how we have the ocean down here and she doesnt...so i guess alicia keys is right what goes up must come down so listen to my lil story:

me and my friend kristin decided that we wanted to go surfing yesturday when we were at her house so we grabbed her doyle and put it in the back of her car and we went to campus point, which is a local surf spot. when we got there it was all overcast and neither of us had wetsuits so we were like oh great. oh ya and the waves were like 3 feet high it was kinda hilarious. but we decided to go in anyway and just do stupid stuff on the boards, like i tried to do a handstand or like jump backwards while you're up. ya so it was really fun we were pretty much just laughing non stop for 30 minutes at how lame it was. after a while it got boring so we got out and we were eating lunch when kristin realized she had these huge hives around her ankles and i was like daammmnnn hope i dont have those and i didnt but it was some sort of reaction to the bacteria in the water and i didnt really think much of it. so then later that night i started getting this stomach ache and i was like whatever it'll go away and it didnt and i ended up getting sick and i hate getting sick! ya so the ocean sucks its so polluted from the oil tanks and the rain washes icky stuff into it too...ahh whatever us californians are stupid hah im probably gonna go again next week

oh jeez so yea i really think you can get sick if you have too much fun, its like there's a limit and then you're done. i went to a 5 day soccer tournament in texas and we stayed up soo late every night just being girls. it was somewhere in the 99-105 degree range every night tho, so we didnt have that much fun playing soccer in the scorching heat. anyways so when we were flying home my head just started throbbing and it still hurts and now im sick. and i have finals. i hate finals. and geometry. i have a very long hate list right now but im not gonna go into that...after this...i hate surgery, i haveta have my wisdom teeth taken out the day after school ends, and then im going to my best friend's b-day party and i'll probably be all drugged out from the surgery to go yea so the only thing that picks me up is that new gwen song hollaback girl! god just cant get enough! its my team song too so that works out i guess. k so u should all be listening to hollaback girl and wishing for me to get better! ya or just say u are thanks

A friend sent this to me and i thought it was pretty funny, but at the same time...kinda informative for guys

50 Things Guys Should Know...


1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. if you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. there is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. we think about you all the time.
7. this is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. which also means that if we dont call, take the hint.
9. we like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
11. return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave.
12. foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. we're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. eye contact is key.
15. dont take longer to get ready than we do.
16. laugh at our jokes.
17. three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. girls can be groupies. guy groupies are stalkers.
19. we never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. do not start with us. you will not win.
21. would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? we didnt think so.
22. if you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. we will never have enough clothes or shoes.
24. we have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. we love surprises!
27. we liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28. pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties!
30. clean your room before we come over.
31. always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. when we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. hit it and quit it, because later i'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. dont act hard around your friends because i wont make you hard tonight.
36. sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. if we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isnt right.
40. dont let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. it takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
44. silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. the excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable . . . we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
46. just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt mean shes not waiting by the phone.
47. you dont have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. dont say you love me if you dont mean it.
49. dont lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. when the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.

i was over at my friends house and he showed me the BEST video ever of this kid dancing to some weird song. we dont know what its called but ive deemed it "the numa numa song" anyways here's the link a bunch of you have probably already heard about it tho it was in the ny times and stuff

[link]

.....
ma-ia-hee
mi-ia-oo
ma-ia-haa
mi-ia-haha
alo
salut
sunt eu un haiduc
ALO ALO
SUNT EU PICASSO
VREI SA PLECIE
NU MA NUMA IEI
NU MA NUMA IEI!!!

omg i want to marry that guy!